20 minutes of Early-Man splitting seasoned logs (harder than fresh wood)

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Demonstration of the Forest-Master Duocut, Manual Log-Splitter :
‘Duocut’ as it cuts both ways (and the lower blade makes kindling)
‘Manual’ as it’s not electric or petrol powered, it’s powered by you and gravity.

Is it more efficient than wielding a good splitting axe? I guess not, but there’s no risk of ending up with a wooden leg.

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Fat Vegan :
is a philosophy, not a person (…or is, in as much as a person is an idea). Conjured-up twelve years ago during Lent – when the oil ran out, at the time he wasn’t popular at all. Since then I keep hearing more about Fat Vegan …though his origin is 100% at home with us. Possibly other Fat Vegan notions are not up to speed on who he is …so tread carefully. Fat Vegan adds a nob of butter and goes to work on an egg …that’s why he’s fat, yet he still knows his onions. Presently, as you’ll see, his main concerns are, due to a loose screw finding a thicker screw; keeping close to the edge; a wobbly pole; your uncle; a metal ring around a bush; Swedish skills.

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Occasional Sounds :
a granular synth engine in development (part of NUMBERSTREAM) capable of playing 128 simultaneous grains, here just running 1 grain.